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Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
How can people without noses smell?
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
What is always coming but never arrives?