Answer:
In wealth I abound; in water I stand; as a fencer I'm valued all over the land; at Venice I'm famous; by farmers I'm prized; respected by law yet huntsmen despised; consternation and ruin ensue when I break; And the beasts of the forest advantage won't take.
I go around a yard but do not move. What am I?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
When you stop and look you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move but as you near me I will move away from you.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?