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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why are football stadiums so cool?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?
Money
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?