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What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la'
If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why was the cook arrested?