Answer:
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
What runs around a house but doesn't move?
A deep well full of knives
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
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