Answer:
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
Two letters lead you to the kind of work I do they name my namesakes name and lead me home to you
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
I can ' t be burned in fire , Nor drowned in water . You use me for your pleasure !
If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?
What is always coming but never arrives?