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I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still I run and run.
I destroy your home from the inside out.
I wonβt break if you throw me off from the highest building but I will break if you place me in the ocean.
I belong to everyone. Sometimes make you happy, sometimes make you sad. I will never end until the day you do. What am I?
What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?