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Thousands lay up gold within this house, But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, But no man wards it.
It has no top or bottom, but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time.
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
What goes through a door but never goes in. And never comes out?
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?