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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
What kind of dog has no tail?
How does am armless man play poker?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
It is the most common hour to have a gunfight in a western scene.
What language does a billboard speak?
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What am I?