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Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?