Answer:
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
Where do cows go to dance?
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
Black we are and much admired. Many seek us if they are tired. We tire the horse, and comfort man, and turn White when we've fulfilled your plan.