Answer:
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
What water can you eat and chew?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.
You will always find me in package goods
A blackbird similar to, but much bigger than a crow
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?