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What's the difference between here and there?
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
The artistic vandal's best friend.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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Food
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What am I?