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What is an aliens favourite sport?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?