Answer:
A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet
Long and thin, red within, with a nail at the end.
What goes up but never goes down?
They come to witness the night without being called, a sailor's guide and a poet's tears. They are lost to the sight each day without the hand of a thief.
A gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own.
What language does a billboard speak?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?