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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
What do the French say when you apology?
Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?