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I have a tongue, but do not talk. I follow close, but neither run nor walk. Coupled and hitched, but never married. You couldn't bear the load I've carried.
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
The older they are the less wrinkles they have.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?