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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Currency that flirted with a British spy.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?