Answer:
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
What cruel person would sit on a baby?
If it’s information you seek, come and see me. If it’s pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?