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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
What kind of car runs on leaves?
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
Black we are and much admired. Many seek us if they are tired. We tire the horse, and comfort man, and turn White when we've fulfilled your plan.