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What is an aliens favourite sport?
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is the smartest letter of the alphabet?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What can never be put in a saucepan?